why do I even try
cONTROL YOUR GENITALIA MR PEABODY
this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs
john can’t see shit but he is sure dave looks really cute with his glasses on
What if Hans still loves Anna?
What if when they trolls said “Get the fiancee out of the way” they meant it?
What if they cast a spell on Hans that replaced his feelings for her with greed?
What if Hans is stuck inside his own mind, screaming and crying, because the love of his life is slipping through his fingers, by his own hand?
What if the open door never closed?
Perks of Dating Me:
- I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
- I’m too ugly to cheat on you
- Sometimes i’m funny
- I live near a pizza restaurant
dont add me on snapchat
late night selfies
cant sleep because insomnia frickin frackin
Im gomna regret this in the morning oh wellllll
its 4 am lauren wow you hooligan
Bring Me The Horizon - Deathbeds
Services I am prepared to offer in light of these events:
-I will beat his ass to next week, or century.
-I will crush him like the insolent bug he is.
-hugs and warm soup.
-I will disembowel him. Twice if necessary.
-I will summon a demon to torture him mercilessly until dead.
Some of these may be combined upon request.
He is a floccinoccinihilipilification and a complete moron.
You are a wonderful person, don’t listen to what he says and tell him to piss off before I throw him out of an air lock in deep space. I love you moirail :3 You are sweet and beautiful and deserve the best. He’s the asshole. You don’t need his ignorant presence. You are strong, brilliant and gorgeous. Kick his ass next time. If you need me to… dispose… of him, I would be more than willing to.
I love you so much fucking hell thank you bby
also I might take you up on that brownie offer, just sayin’
guess who found her old scanner today iT WAS ME IM THE ONE YEEAHH
*Hugs for lyfe* ZOE POO ITS alright ik he is a giant butthole
Ffffff thank you so much bby I’m probably still going to go and continue talking to him and I hate him so much ghah